Podcast: We Rate Queerbait: A Show About Best Bros and Gal Pals

Emory, Devon, and Skye discuss all the queer couples in media that should have been canon, and rate them based on three criteria: No-Hetero, No-Homo, and No-Romo.

WRQ26 – Venom 1 & 2

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We watched Venom and Venom: Let There Be Carnage. Two very wet films!

Tom Hardy is at his most soaked in this movie. Just constantly damp. We also learn about the two distinct types of symbiote compatibility. Regular and Va-voom.

Next week, we’re watching Polite Society, a film which takes place across two radically different versions of reality.

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Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays

WRQ25 – Deca-Dence

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We watched Deca-Dence, an anime about how capitalism is… bad???!?! Did they do this on purpose, or did they just copy the Matrix?

Half the characters are funny little Doraemon guys and half the characters are humans in a society on the brink of collapse where their suffering is made consumable for entertainment by the masses. Fun!

Next week, we’re watching Venom and Venom: Let There Be Carnage. Hope y’all like goop!

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Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays

WRQ 24 – Incredibles 2

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We watched Incredibles 2, A sequel that came out about ten years after everyone stopped caring about the Incredibles.

How does the family sitcom-meets-superhero film formula hold up more than a decade later? Isn’t it ironic that an indestructible superhero is actually the most fragile man alive? What ARE Brad Bird’s politics?

Who cares about any of that I’m too busy staring at that thicc pixar ass.

Next week, we’re watching Deca-Dence, an anime that asks the question ‘What if the gaming entertainment you enjoy came at a tremendous human cost– oh wait a minute.’ Recommended viewing is all of it I guess because Devon never gave me the episode list so we just watched the whole thing.

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Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays | Check Out This Guy

WRQ 23 – Little Women (2019)

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We watched Little Women, and surprisingly, not the anime adaptation that apparently exists.

This movie is a WRQ ally, in that it says that comphet endings are bullshit. There’s also a girlboss and a malewife who get together, a scarlet fever enthusiast, and Bob Odenkirk! This movie has it all.

Next week, we’re watching Incredibles 2, a movie that folded all the prions in my brain into funny little pretzels.

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Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays | Check Out This Guy

WRQ 22 – Blazing Saddles

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Saddle up pardners, because we watched Blazing Saddles. A movie which is admittedly probably a lot less racist than most westerns.

It’s also a silly loony toons movie, which we largely enjoyed, despite everything.

Next week, we’re watching Little Women (2019). You’re gonna need a magnifying glass to see these ladies, they’re like tiny ants.

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Skye’s Twitter | Skye’s Tumblr | Skye’s Soundcloud

Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays

WRQ 21 – House MD (ft. Scott)

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We watched House MD, a show which proves that we will always be haunted by the presence of Sherlock Holmes for the rest of our lives. With special guest Scott (Tumblr | Twitch)!

Everyone in this show is so toxic, and frankly it’s pretty entertaining.

Next week, we’re watching Blazing Saddles! A funny movie with two bestest frontier friends and a whole lot of slurs.

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Devon’s Twitter | Devon’s Tumblr | The Sonic Shuffle

Skye’s Twitter | Skye’s Tumblr | Skye’s Soundcloud

Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays

WRQ 20 – Hunters Unlucky

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We read Hunters Unlucky by Abigail Hilton, a book about how all the characters all have a breeding kink so bad it literally causes a war.

We’re getting cancelled for this one folks, because we love the big gay war criminal cat, and the cullings he does on a rival species. In his defense and ours, those guys suck shit big time.

Next week, we’re watching House MD. A funny workplace comedy about the worst hospital imaginable. Recommended viewing is episodes S2E7, S3E10, S4E12, S4E15-16, S5E4, S6E10, S8E19, and S8E21-22. The pilot, S1E20, S5E16, S6E11, S6E16, and S8E20 are extra credit.

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Skye’s Twitter | Skye’s Tumblr | Skye’s Soundcloud

Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays

WRQ 19 – Sk8 the Infinity

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We watched Sk8 the Infinity, a show which makes the bold claim that ollies are for the homosexuals.

Two boys meet, and bond over their love of skateboarding, and it’s all downhill from there (because you see there are downhill races that are largely centered in the conflicts of the story).

Next week, we’re reading Hunters Unlucky, a book about a gay war criminal who can’t read.

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Devon’s Twitter | Devon’s Tumblr | The Sonic Shuffle

Skye’s Twitter | Skye’s Tumblr | Skye’s Soundcloud

Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays

WRS – Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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We watched JJ Abram’s masterpiece, Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker.

Truly Reylo is one of the all-time great love stories. Like that one that Shakespeare did. They’e callin’ JJ the Shakespeare for straights. May the forced heterosexual tension be with you.

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Skye’s Twitter | Skye’s Tumblr | Skye’s Soundcloud

Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays

WRQ 18 – Wednesday

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We watched Wednesday. And boy I sure wish we didn’t. (that’s not true I love to get mad)

They really went and made a show where the lead has zero chemistry with any of the other characters. Arguably, there’s not even a central shippable couple. Also it’s homophobic.

Next week, We’re watching the Sk8 the Infinity. The App Monsters of skateboarding. Recommended viewing is episodes 1, 2, 7, 10, 11, and 12, with 6 as extra credit.

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Devon’s Twitter | Devon’s Tumblr | The Sonic Shuffle

Skye’s Twitter | Skye’s Tumblr | Skye’s Soundcloud

Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays