Podcast: We Rate Queerbait: A Show About Best Bros and Gal Pals

Emory, Devon, and Skye discuss all the queer couples in media that should have been canon, and rate them based on three criteria: No-Hetero, No-Homo, and No-Romo.

WRQ 47 – Merlin (ft. Sarah McCostumes

Post author By Emory
Post date June 29, 2024

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WRQ 47 - Merlin (ft. Sarah McCostumes

00:00 / 2:02:08

The Kickstarter for The Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne is in its last three days! Listen to the pilot and support the show!

We’re doing something very rare here and releasing an episode out of order. Why? So that we can get $$$PAID$$$

Sarah McCostumes is here to take us through BBC’s Merlin, and also plug the audio drama they directed! Go donate to the Kickstarter, and then come along with us and get Lost in the Trussy.

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WRQ 45 – Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney 2

Post author By Emory
Post date June 24, 2024

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WRQ 45 - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney 2

00:00 / 1:56:35

The Kickstarter for The Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne is live right now! Listen to the pilot and support the show!

We played Ace Attorney 2. I remember nothing about this game, but it’s very important that you all learn about the Miles Edgeworth Airport Lore.

Next time, we’re going through the archive to reflect on past episodes of the show. After that, it’s Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance. The game which has pokemon in it for some reason.

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WRQ 44 – Matrix Resurrections

Post author By Emory
Post date May 19, 2024

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WRQ 44 - Matrix Resurrections

00:00 / 1:11:15

We watched the most vibes-based movie in recent memory, Matrix Resurrections.

We ask perhaps our most challenging question yet on WRQ: is it gay to be a straight, cis couple? (yes)

Next time, playing Phoenix Wright 2. Lawyers are back, baby!

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WRQ 43 – Yu-Gi-Oh GX

Post author By Emory
Post date May 19, 2024

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WRQ 43 - Yu-Gi-Oh GX

00:00 / 1:31:26

Hey have y’all heard about fuckin CARD GAMES??? It’s impossible to not hear about them in the world of GX, where card games are the only way to resolve any and all conflicts. And also how you express any emotion. Including gay ones??????

Anyway we spend like a few minutes talking about the plot of GX, then the rest of the podcast just talking about the incredible shit that happens in this show. It’s an all-timer.

Next time, we’re watching Matrix: Resurrections. Neo’s back babey!

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WRQ 42 – Phoenix Wright: Rise From The Ashes

Post author By Emory
Post date March 17, 2024

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WRQ 42 - Phoenix Wright: Rise From The Ashes

00:00 / 1:50:57

We played the final chapter of the first Ace Attorney game, which surprisingly, isn’t a whole game in and of itself. Who knew!

There’s a prosecutor who was framed for murder, but still insists she did it, but don’t get it confused with the last chapter, where there’s a prosecutor who was framed for murder, but still insists he did it. They’re different cases, I swear.

Next time, we’re watching Yi-Gi-Oh! GX. The funniest show ever made. The only card game anime that Emory has watched all the way through, besides Tamers. The goddamn masterpiece where there’s a guy who carries a whole-ass crocodile with him wherever he goes. Recommended viewing is episodes 106-107, 151-155, and 176-177. Get hyped, gamers.

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WRQ 41 – Brand New Animal

Post author By Emory
Post date March 11, 2024

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WRQ 41 - Brand New Animal

00:00 / 2:01:27

We watched Brand New Animal, Trigger’s horniest anime that doesn’t make us angry because of how horny it is.

Folks, we’ve said it before, and we’ll say it till we die. DON’T USE METAPHORS. Just don’t do it!

Next time, we’re playing more Phoenix Wright! We’re covering Rise From The Ashes from the first game.

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WRQ 40 – Kamen Rider W (ft. Izzy)

Post author By Emory
Post date March 10, 2024

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WRQ 40 - Kamen Rider W (ft. Izzy)

00:00 / 1:59:52

We watched Kamen Rider W, a show which continues to prove our hypothesis that there is no such thing as non-homoromantic detective stories. We are also joined by Izzy, from Check Out This Guy!

Shotaro and Phillip are two mystery loving pals, and they only thing they love more than gay little outfits is combining into a single Kamen Rider. Also one of them is a catboy and it’s probably not who you expect. Or maybe it’s exactly who you expect, ikd could go either way now that I think about it.

Next time, we’re watching Brand New Animal, the only good furry anime from 2020. Yes, that is a shot at Beastars.

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WRQ 39 – Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

Post author By Emory
Post date February 1, 2024

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WRQ 39 - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

00:00 / 1:24:15

We played Ace Attorney! Objection!!!

We follow Phoenix on his journey from rookie lawyer who is flopping around and gasping and dripping like a fish on dry land, to a marginally less rookie lawyer who still does all the flopping and sweating, but now the prosecutor is obsessed with him.

Next time, we’re watching Kamen Rider W, the show with perhaps the most Matrix Evolution by volume, aside from Tamers itself.

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WRQ 38 – Digimon Survive

Post author By Emory
Post date January 14, 2024

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WRQ 38 - Digimon Survive

00:00 / 2:17:55

We played Digimon Survive, a game where a bunch of funny little guys get vaporized into dust.

Would you absorb your pet dog and transform into an evil god? Well what if it were for yuuri reasons? Grab your spider mommy gf and join us for some of the most shocking plot reveals in all of media.

Next time, we’re playing Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. A game which totally understands the legal system and courtroom proceedings! Objection! We’ll be covering the first four cases.

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WRQ 37 – Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Post author By Emory
Post date January 2, 2024

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WRQ 37 - Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

00:00 / 1:38:24

We watched and read Return of the King. The boys finally made it to Mt Doom. I bet it’ll be fine it sounds like a nice place. We also give our rating for the trilogy as a whole!

Next time, we’re playing Digimon Survive, and going down the Wrathful Route (I know I said Harmonious, but I got mixed up, it’s Wrathful). Fuck Shuuji. Plot summary with a selection of clips here.

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