Podcast: We Rate Queerbait: A Show About Best Bros and Gal Pals

Emory, Devon, and Skye discuss all the queer couples in media that should have been canon, and rate them based on three criteria: No-Hetero, No-Homo, and No-Romo.

WRQ 30 – Succession

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We watched Succession, a show about billionaires being the worst people on earth, but you don’t have to feel bad about it because it’s fiction and definitely nothing directly mirrors real life haha.

TomGreg is a truly deplorable and abusive relationship, but at least it’s really funny to watch haha.

Next week, we’re covering Fellowship of the Ring, both the book and the 2001 movie adaptation. Truly hobbits are the original Funny Little Guys!

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Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays

WRQ 29 – The Great Mouse Detective

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We watched The Great Mouse Detective. A fun movie about two mouse boyfriends who hate each other. Also transphobia and racism. Thanks Disney!!!!

In this movie, Rattigan serenades us, Basil takes a selfie, Dawson makes up a name, and gravity is terrifying.

Next week, we’re watching Succession. Recommended viewing is season 1, episodes 1, 4, 6, and 8, season 2 S1:E1, S1:E4, S1:E6, S1:E8, S2:E3, S2:E4, S3:E4, S3:E7, S3:E9, S4:E3, and S4:E10

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Skye’s Twitter | Skye’s Tumblr | Skye’s Soundcloud

Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays

WRQ 28 – Cars 2

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We watched Cars 2. Possibly the worst thing we have ever seen on this podcast.

This movie invented new types of racism. Even for a disney movie, that’s pretty impressive. We don’t even talk about queerbait much. We just watched this move ’cause it’s awful.

Next week, we’re watching The Great Mouse Detective, because Emory is back on their furry bullshit.

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Devon’s Twitter | Devon’s Tumblr | The Sonic Shuffle

Skye’s Twitter | Skye’s Tumblr | Skye’s Soundcloud

Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays

WRQ 27 – Polite Society

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We watched Polite Society, the unofficial sequel to Hot Rod.

The film follows a funny little weirdo named Ria, who takes it SUPER NORMALLY when her sister gets engaged to be straight married a wealthy doctor. This is also a film about the world’s strongest uterus.

Next week, we’re watching Cars 2, a pro-eugenics movie from Disney and Pixar studios.

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Devon’s Twitter | Devon’s Tumblr | The Sonic Shuffle

Skye’s Twitter | Skye’s Tumblr | Skye’s Soundcloud

Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays

WRQ26 – Venom 1 & 2

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We watched Venom and Venom: Let There Be Carnage. Two very wet films!

Tom Hardy is at his most soaked in this movie. Just constantly damp. We also learn about the two distinct types of symbiote compatibility. Regular and Va-voom.

Next week, we’re watching Polite Society, a film which takes place across two radically different versions of reality.

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Devon’s Twitter | Devon’s Tumblr | The Sonic Shuffle

Skye’s Twitter | Skye’s Tumblr | Skye’s Soundcloud

Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays

WRQ25 – Deca-Dence

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We watched Deca-Dence, an anime about how capitalism is… bad???!?! Did they do this on purpose, or did they just copy the Matrix?

Half the characters are funny little Doraemon guys and half the characters are humans in a society on the brink of collapse where their suffering is made consumable for entertainment by the masses. Fun!

Next week, we’re watching Venom and Venom: Let There Be Carnage. Hope y’all like goop!

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Devon’s Twitter | Devon’s Tumblr | The Sonic Shuffle

Skye’s Twitter | Skye’s Tumblr | Skye’s Soundcloud

Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays

WRQ 24 – Incredibles 2

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We watched Incredibles 2, A sequel that came out about ten years after everyone stopped caring about the Incredibles.

How does the family sitcom-meets-superhero film formula hold up more than a decade later? Isn’t it ironic that an indestructible superhero is actually the most fragile man alive? What ARE Brad Bird’s politics?

Who cares about any of that I’m too busy staring at that thicc pixar ass.

Next week, we’re watching Deca-Dence, an anime that asks the question ‘What if the gaming entertainment you enjoy came at a tremendous human cost– oh wait a minute.’ Recommended viewing is all of it I guess because Devon never gave me the episode list so we just watched the whole thing.

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Devon’s Twitter | Devon’s Tumblr | The Sonic Shuffle

Skye’s Twitter | Skye’s Tumblr | Skye’s Soundcloud

Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays | Check Out This Guy

WRQ 23 – Little Women (2019)

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We watched Little Women, and surprisingly, not the anime adaptation that apparently exists.

This movie is a WRQ ally, in that it says that comphet endings are bullshit. There’s also a girlboss and a malewife who get together, a scarlet fever enthusiast, and Bob Odenkirk! This movie has it all.

Next week, we’re watching Incredibles 2, a movie that folded all the prions in my brain into funny little pretzels.

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Devon’s Twitter | Devon’s Tumblr | The Sonic Shuffle

Skye’s Twitter | Skye’s Tumblr | Skye’s Soundcloud

Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays | Check Out This Guy

WRQ 22 – Blazing Saddles

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Saddle up pardners, because we watched Blazing Saddles. A movie which is admittedly probably a lot less racist than most westerns.

It’s also a silly loony toons movie, which we largely enjoyed, despite everything.

Next week, we’re watching Little Women (2019). You’re gonna need a magnifying glass to see these ladies, they’re like tiny ants.

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Devon’s Twitter | Devon’s Tumblr | The Sonic Shuffle

Skye’s Twitter | Skye’s Tumblr | Skye’s Soundcloud

Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays

WRQ 21 – House MD (ft. Scott)

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We watched House MD, a show which proves that we will always be haunted by the presence of Sherlock Holmes for the rest of our lives. With special guest Scott (Tumblr | Twitch)!

Everyone in this show is so toxic, and frankly it’s pretty entertaining.

Next week, we’re watching Blazing Saddles! A funny movie with two bestest frontier friends and a whole lot of slurs.

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Devon’s Twitter | Devon’s Tumblr | The Sonic Shuffle

Skye’s Twitter | Skye’s Tumblr | Skye’s Soundcloud

Emory’s FurAffinity | Digimon Ghost Gays