We watched House MD, a show which proves that we will always be haunted by the presence of Sherlock Holmes for the rest of our lives. With special guest Scott (Tumblr | Twitch)!
Everyone in this show is so toxic, and frankly it’s pretty entertaining.
Next week, we’re watching Blazing Saddles! A funny movie with two bestest frontier friends and a whole lot of slurs.
We read Hunters Unlucky by Abigail Hilton, a book about how all the characters all have a breeding kink so bad it literally causes a war.
We’re getting cancelled for this one folks, because we love the big gay war criminal cat, and the cullings he does on a rival species. In his defense and ours, those guys suck shit big time.
Next week, we’re watching House MD. A funny workplace comedy about the worst hospital imaginable. Recommended viewing is episodes S2E7, S3E10, S4E12, S4E15-16, S5E4, S6E10, S8E19, and S8E21-22. The pilot, S1E20, S5E16, S6E11, S6E16, and S8E20 are extra credit.
We watched Sk8 the Infinity, a show which makes the bold claim that ollies are for the homosexuals.
Two boys meet, and bond over their love of skateboarding, and it’s all downhill from there (because you see there are downhill races that are largely centered in the conflicts of the story).
Next week, we’re reading Hunters Unlucky, a book about a gay war criminal who can’t read.
We watched JJ Abram’s masterpiece, Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker.
Truly Reylo is one of the all-time great love stories. Like that one that Shakespeare did. They’e callin’ JJ the Shakespeare for straights. May the forced heterosexual tension be with you.
We watched Wednesday. And boy I sure wish we didn’t. (that’s not true I love to get mad)
They really went and made a show where the lead has zero chemistry with any of the other characters. Arguably, there’s not even a central shippable couple. Also it’s homophobic.
Next week, We’re watching the Sk8 the Infinity. The App Monsters of skateboarding. Recommended viewing is episodes 1, 2, 7, 10, 11, and 12, with 6 as extra credit.
What if a nerd and a jock fell in love? What if they kept having dramatic conversations about their feelings for each other in the most romantic lighting of all time? What if one of them is headed for a major heel turn?
Next week, We’re watching the Netflix show Wednesday. A show which dares to ask the question ‘what if none of these characters had any damn chemistry?’ CW for conversion therapy.
We watched Sabikui Bisco, a show about a big crab.
Grab your bow, your quiver, and your cute twink boyfriend, and come cause some trouble with us in this postapocalyptic series. ikd about y’all but I’m feeling hungey for mushrooms.
Next week, We’re watching Digimon Universe: App Monsters, an anime which has been described by me as “the most 2016 anime of all time”. Recommended viewing is episodes 1, 19, 27, 28, 47-49, 51, and 52, with 33 for extra credit.
We watched Jeniffer’s Body, a movie about teens growing up and dealing with confusing and ambiguous feelings for each other, but also there’s demons and jokes.
Did you know anything about this movie? Did you know it’s funny? I didn’t know, but I’m glad I do now. Look at all these teens being the absolute worst. It’s good.
Next week, We’re watching Sabikui Bisco, a show about mushrooms and boys who would die for each other and also a crab. Recommended viewing is episodes 2, 3, 9, 11, and 12. Or, you know, just watch the whole thing.