WRQ 20 – Hunters Unlucky

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We read Hunters Unlucky by Abigail Hilton, a book about how all the characters all have a breeding kink so bad it literally causes a war.

We’re getting cancelled for this one folks, because we love the big gay war criminal cat, and the cullings he does on a rival species. In his defense and ours, those guys suck shit big time.

Next week, we’re watching House MD. A funny workplace comedy about the worst hospital imaginable. Recommended viewing is episodes S2E7, S3E10, S4E12, S4E15-16, S5E4, S6E10, S8E19, and S8E21-22. The pilot, S1E20, S5E16, S6E11, S6E16, and S8E20 are extra credit.

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WRQ 19 – Sk8 the Infinity

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We watched Sk8 the Infinity, a show which makes the bold claim that ollies are for the homosexuals.

Two boys meet, and bond over their love of skateboarding, and it’s all downhill from there (because you see there are downhill races that are largely centered in the conflicts of the story).

Next week, we’re reading Hunters Unlucky, a book about a gay war criminal who can’t read.

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WRS – Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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We watched JJ Abram’s masterpiece, Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker.

Truly Reylo is one of the all-time great love stories. Like that one that Shakespeare did. They’e callin’ JJ the Shakespeare for straights. May the forced heterosexual tension be with you.

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WRQ 18 – Wednesday

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We watched Wednesday. And boy I sure wish we didn’t. (that’s not true I love to get mad)

They really went and made a show where the lead has zero chemistry with any of the other characters. Arguably, there’s not even a central shippable couple. Also it’s homophobic.

Next week, We’re watching the Sk8 the Infinity. The App Monsters of skateboarding. Recommended viewing is episodes 1, 2, 7, 10, 11, and 12, with 6 as extra credit.

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WRQ 17 – Digimon Universe: App Monsters (ft. Spike)

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We watched App Monsters. It was a show.

What if a nerd and a jock fell in love? What if they kept having dramatic conversations about their feelings for each other in the most romantic lighting of all time? What if one of them is headed for a major heel turn?

Next week, We’re watching the Netflix show Wednesday. A show which dares to ask the question ‘what if none of these characters had any damn chemistry?’ CW for conversion therapy.

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WRQ 16 – Sabikui Bisco

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We watched Sabikui Bisco, a show about a big crab.

Grab your bow, your quiver, and your cute twink boyfriend, and come cause some trouble with us in this postapocalyptic series. ikd about y’all but I’m feeling hungey for mushrooms.

Next week, We’re watching Digimon Universe: App Monsters, an anime which has been described by me as “the most 2016 anime of all time”. Recommended viewing is episodes 1, 19, 27, 28, 47-49, 51, and 52, with 33 for extra credit.

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WRQ 15 – Jennifer’s Body

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We watched Jeniffer’s Body, a movie about teens growing up and dealing with confusing and ambiguous feelings for each other, but also there’s demons and jokes.

Did you know anything about this movie? Did you know it’s funny? I didn’t know, but I’m glad I do now. Look at all these teens being the absolute worst. It’s good.

Next week, We’re watching Sabikui Bisco, a show about mushrooms and boys who would die for each other and also a crab. Recommended viewing is episodes 2, 3, 9, 11, and 12. Or, you know, just watch the whole thing.

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WRQ 14 – Serial Experiments Lain

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EDIT: Fixed playback speed issue.

We watched Serial Experiments Lain, a show which explores many complex philosophical themes, such as ‘what if god didn’t want you to touch a boob.’

This is a big-time Show That Turns You Trans, and we discuss the unintentional, and dubiously intentional, queer themes and characters.

Next week, We’re watching Jennifer’s Body, a movie which teleported us all directly back to the year 2009.

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WRQ 13 – Yugioh! The Dark Side of Dimensions

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We watched the Movie of All Time, Dark Side of Dimensions, starring the Man of All Time, Seto Kaiba.

Finally we explore the origin of ‘DSODing yourself’. You have to watch DSOD in order to understand Sonic X, and you have to watch Serial Experiments Lain in order to understand DSOD. These are the facts you can only get from We Rate Queerbait.

Next week, We’re watching Serial Experiments Lain! Recommended watchlist is episodes 2, 3, 7, and 12. Content warnings for suicide, unreality, cults, online harassment, and mass shooting.

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WRQ 12 – Death Note

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We watched the essential mid-aughts anime goth text, Death Note!

Is the tension of suspecting your coworker’s son to be a serial killer homoerotic? Obviously yes!

Next time, we’re discussing Yu-gi-oh! the Dark Side of Dimensions.

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